So my hour and a half (2am-3:30am) hunt for Doritos has failed.

"Coty" (coty) 10/29/2013 at 03:41 • Filed to: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I didn't even care about the flavor. Spicy sweet chili would've been preferable, but shit, I just wanted Doritos. I haz a sad. It's 3:40 now, and the earliest opening store near me doesn't open til 5. I have to go to bed at 4 to get enough sleep. GHAH.

Clutchman83 > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:45

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Lol! I bought a bag of chili flavored Fritos about two hours ago. I win Monday night! And my Seahawks won so it's been a successful evening.

Coty > Clutchman83 10/29/2013 at 03:46

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Fritos?

Jid M > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:50

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This is the saddest post on Oppo I've ever seen.

Squid > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:51

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No gas stations or convenience stores around? Not even a vending machine? That is sad. I feel for you.

Clutchman83 > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:51

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Chili cheese Fritos, don't judge me.

Coty > Clutchman83 10/29/2013 at 03:52

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Do I need to post the video again?

Coty > Squid 10/29/2013 at 03:54

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There was one, but I forgot about it until I was home. Half hour the other way. Tears. Like, ugh. My buddy reminded me of it right before I got off at my exit. Like, at that point, let me forget. Don't remind me, it won't help.

Coty > Jid M 10/29/2013 at 03:56

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lonestranger > Squid 10/29/2013 at 03:57

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Yeah, really? No 7-11, no Shell, no (insert your local and/or preferred retailer here)?

GhostZ > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:58

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I will share with you a 90s cry.

Coty > lonestranger 10/29/2013 at 03:58

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Nay, sir.

Clutchman83 > Coty 10/29/2013 at 03:59

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I suspect you may have a problem, seek help my friend. (Chili cheese Fritos are the shit!)

YSI-what can brown do for you > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:00

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Munchies?

Coty > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 04:01

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I've wanted doritos since last night, god damn it.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:04

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Son. Sit down. Are you doing drugs?

Coty > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:07

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Here are some images to show my feelings in relation to the scenario:

(Me in the truck after the last store, I was dressed as a cheerleader, yes)

(By far the most accurate depiction.)

Selena haz a sad about the ordeal as well.

Thank you for your support, Steve.

Coty > GhostZ 10/29/2013 at 04:08

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All joking aside, that's the most intense version of that I have seen.

Coty > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 04:10

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Nooo..........

YSI-what can brown do for you > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:15

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Good, cause guess what I bought?

Coty > Clutchman83 10/29/2013 at 04:15

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I actually don't mind them, but, ya know, not Doritos by any means.

Jid M > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:15

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Times infinity.

Coty > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 04:17

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My urine is a thick sludge of Dorito residue. Good luck.

Coty > Jid M 10/29/2013 at 04:18

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Preach it, my brother.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Coty 10/29/2013 at 04:19

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Ew.

Coty > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 04:22

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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Coty 10/29/2013 at 05:17

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do you live in Antarctica?

or somewhere else similarly devoid of civilization?

Niquemarshall > Coty 10/29/2013 at 06:15

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Niquemarshall > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/29/2013 at 06:17

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In other words, Wyoming? Mississippi?

Niquemarshall > Coty 10/29/2013 at 06:17

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SO MUCH FEEL

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Niquemarshall 10/29/2013 at 06:35

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I was kinda serious, I once bought Doritos when driving through here

thebigbossyboss > Coty 10/29/2013 at 07:43

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HAhaha, I know that feel. Maybe I will do that Thursday. No work on Fri, cause of surplus vacation days.

ncasolowork2 > Coty 10/29/2013 at 08:10

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Seriously no 24 hour grocery store near you? Who lives 45+ minutes away from a 24 hour grocery store? Where the heck do you live?

505Turbeaux > Coty 10/29/2013 at 08:30

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I think you broke my interwebs

Wacko > Coty 10/29/2013 at 08:46

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Might be easier to find a white castle

desertdog5051 > Coty 10/29/2013 at 11:01

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Hmmm... Up at 4am. Meth is not supposed to give you the munchies.

Coty > Wacko 10/29/2013 at 12:10

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East coast

Coty > ncasolowork2 10/29/2013 at 12:13

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No there's one, but it's like half an hour away and I didn't remember it until I got home.

Coty > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/29/2013 at 12:14

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New Hampshire.

Coty > Niquemarshall 10/29/2013 at 12:14

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NH

Niquemarshall > Coty 10/29/2013 at 13:01

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Oh ok.